Monday, March 27

Video Archives: Multiple personality disorder?

Ever seen a dog with a multiple personality disorder?



Are there shrinks for pets?

Vector at Monday, March 27, 2006

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Wednesday, March 15

Video Archives: Things you have to do for...

It is that 4 letter word which makes men do stupid things.

And no, it's not L-O-V-E.







Vector at Wednesday, March 15, 2006

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Dear Mr. Spammer

Today I was approached by lornemb (bqfsyvhmdge@hotmail.com) with the following announcement

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known in herbal medicine to have been used successfully to treat various ailments,
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Dear lornemb, my grandmom used to have a miniature Eiffel Tower at her desk. It was 2 inches tall.

I don't need your pills.

I am also convinced that these pills indeed have ingredients in them which are widely known in herbal medicine to have been used successfully to treat various ailments, from impotency to low testosterone and erectile difficulties since your subject field reads

Subject: All that she needs is a large penis. Give it to her with Advanced Gain Pro Penis Enlargement Pills.
Boy, that's some heavy shit you have in those pills, dude!

Vector at Wednesday, March 15, 2006

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Tuesday, March 14

Video Archives: Improvement is good

There's always room for improvement. Even if you are German Coast Guard.



Vector at Tuesday, March 14, 2006

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Monday, March 13

Video Archives: Car commercials for men

It is a lot of times very helpful to find a link, an analogue between the product you are trying to sell and the nature. This way the viewer makes an instant correlation between the two.

Here is two examples.








Vector at Monday, March 13, 2006

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Dear Mr. Spammer

Today I was approached by evieambarwati (qpqqzwcdbmw@hotmail.com) who was saying: "she thinks you are perfect and a wonderful choice for her."

Without any further clarification evieambarwati went on informing me that w1th his/hers Viagra Soft Tabs I can crack nuts with my penis. I guess evieambarwati is related to decnud.
If this keeps going, soon I don't have to carry my Swiss armyknife with me anymore. Also I would probably have some market as an erotic party artist - "Here you go, sweetheart -'pssshhht...pop'- here's your beer.....oh, and let me get those nuts for you while I'm hanging around here...."

Vector at Monday, March 13, 2006

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Video Archives: Glasses are important

Having a 20/20 sight is important, people!



Vector at Monday, March 13, 2006

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Video Archives: Blind trust

I guess this could happen...




Vector at Monday, March 13, 2006

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Sunday, March 12

Dear Mr. Spammer

I get some spam in my mailboxes, though it does not get all the way in since I am always having MailWasher on which takes care of it before I open Thunderbird. I do see what it is about and I decided to pick some of the things Mr. Spammer wants me to do.

Today I was approached by decnud (uwefdfcfhtf@hotmail.com) who asked if I am tired of my friend bragging about having wonderful sex every night. Apparently he/she had decided for me that I was tired of it since he/she had a solution for the problem. With his new Viagra Soft T@bs I w1ll be able to open a bottle of beer with my penis.

I don't see how having wonderful sex every night correlates with opening beer bottles with my manhood. Maybe you could get back to me with that, dear decnud, before I go order y0ur V1agra Soft T@bs.

Vector at Sunday, March 12, 2006

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Monday, March 6

Hold on to your knickers! Air France 747 crashes

I was driving to my local superstore Saturday afternoon and suddenly all hell broke loose. Multiple sirens started to wail all over and firetrucks were passing from left and right. It must have been something really big, a catastrophe of some sort.

And it was. An Air France 747 had come down and crashed. What a tragedy!
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Air French 747 crash

Yes, I kid you not. People who called in 112 (the European 911) really thought it was a real plane, but as it turned out, it was in fact a large size radiocontrolled plane which took the dive.

Sometimes the real life just cracks you up!

Vector at Monday, March 06, 2006

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New title

Spring is coming and all so it's time for a title change.

Vector at Monday, March 06, 2006

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