Tuesday, September 7

Blasphemy! But I do it anyway

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Ex-dictator Song
Tune: Behind Blue Eyes

No one knows what it's like
To be the bad man
To be the Saddam
Behind the lines

And no one knows
What it's like to be hated
To be faded to telling only lies

No one knows what its like
To be mistreated, to be defeated
Behind the bars

No one know how to say
That they're sorry and don't worry
I'm not telling lies

No one knows what its like
To be the bad man,
to be the Saddam
Behind the bars.


Yeah I know, it sucks. Next!


A promotional song for The 12th Annual National XXX-Movie Awards of USA (held in Vancouver, BC)
Tune: Born in the U.S.A

Born down in a dead man's town
The first dick I took was not even so very hard
You end up like a dog that's been in heat too much
And you spend half your life just masturbating alot

Porn in the U.S.A.
I saw porn in the U.S.A.
I saw porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.


Yeah, sucks. Next!


From The All New Catholic Church Family Song Book
featuring Michael Jackson and The Holy Virgin choir for boys.
Tune: My Girl

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside I've got the month of May.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
Michael (Michael, Michael)
Talkin' 'bout Michael (Michael).

I've got so many honeys the bees envy me.
I've got a sweeter thong than the chicks on the beach.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
Michael (Michael, Michael)
Talkin' 'bout Michael (Michael).

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Ooooh.

I don't need no money, fortune, or fame.
I've got all the riches baby one man can claim.
I guess you'd say
What can make me feel this way?
Michael (Michael, Michael)
Talkin' 'bout Michael (Michael).

I've got sunshine on a cloudy day
With Michael.
I've even got the month of May
With Michael


Well.......



Vector at Tuesday, September 07, 2004

Comments 5


5 Comments

07 September, 2004 23:38 Blogger mightymerk said...

Not bad at all...

I do have to wonder what else is running around in your head...but creativity is essential in life...and who is really to judge art?

mightymerk
www.mightyblogs.blogspot.com

 
08 September, 2004 18:03 Blogger Vector said...

There's too much useless stuff floating around in my head and my brains have gone all soft because of the life long exposure to the CRT-radiation.

I blame my parents.

 
08 September, 2004 22:29 Blogger Vector said...

Oh, and about creativity being essential to life...that maybe so too, but I would be so bold and say that ketchup is essential to life. Take any heavenly body (just love that figure of speech) and check for ketchup.

Yes...too much stuff, tooo much...

 
09 September, 2004 00:56 Blogger mightymerk said...

I think Ketchup is essential to American life!!! ;)

Then again in Denmark I went to a very nice place to eat, and quite expensive. It had the very Royal name of Cafe Ketchup!!!

The food was excellent...but I enjoyed the name more!!

 
09 September, 2004 19:03 Blogger Vector said...

Ketchup is essential to American life? Is that a political statement?? ;)

I don't beat around the bush, I love Heinz!
Hehee.

 

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